One Night Only. Three Broken Minds. No Refunds. Buzz Drainpipe curates a TRIPLE FEATURE of mental overclock, biotech rot, and psychic splatter.
📽️ 1. Scanners II: The New Order (1991)
🧠 “Their minds are the battlefield.” In a mall-bought dystopia, psychic police pawns explode heads for the new regime. Watch as minds melt under the weight of obedience.
“Like watching Logan’s Run rebooted by a Canadian film board armed with a taser and a twitchy VCR.” – Buzz D.
📽️ 2. Project: Metalbeast (1995)
🐺 “The ultimate weapon just found its soul. And it's hairy.” They tried to turn a werewolf into a cybernetic supersoldier. Of course it went wrong. Gleaming steel skin, sad eyes, and a howling PTSD file.
“Think RoboCop if the lab techs were goths who believed in folklore and the government.” – Buzz D.
📽️ 3. Hideaway (1995)
🔌 “He died for two minutes. That’s all the devil needed.” Jeff Goldblum comes back from the dead psychically tethered to a serial killer. Bad visions, white voids, neon cathedrals, and VHS theology.
“Half Lifetime drama, half Clive Barker knockoff, all ‘what the hell is this?’” – Buzz D.
🍿 BONUS:
💀 Buzz Drainpipe’s Intro Monologue live on pre-show tape:
“Welcome to tonight’s transmission, my radiant errors. These are not ‘movies.’ These are government-tinted soulscans, magnetic reels caught in a backroom psychic echo. You are not here to watch — you’re here to resonate.”
🎟️ Every ticket includes:
A side-effect warning card
One mint-condition “Psychotronic Bleedthrough” brain scan card
And a secret bonus pass to the surprise 4th feature, code-named: “Black Static: The Lost Channel”
🔒SECRET 4TH FEATURE UNLOCKED Not listed in the program. Not on the marquee.
💿 BRAINSCAN (1994)
🎧 “Play the game. Live the nightmare.”
Buzz Drainpipe’s note, scrawled in red ink on a folded napkin from the Neon Flesh snack counter:
“If you stayed this long, you’re already infected. BRAINSCAN was never a movie — it was a mirror etched onto laserdisc and shot into your cortex. The Trickster is a burned-out VJ for psychic horror, a glitch god who slipped through a cutscene and got stuck in your Walkman. This is not the encore. This is the backmask.”
🧠 WHY IT’S THE SECRET FEATURE:
It feels like a virus buried in your old copy of CD-ROM Today
Combines VR, serial killer psychology, and horror games before that was a genre
Trickster = Freddy Krueger by way of Marilyn Manson’s AOL screenname
Exists entirely inside a corrupted mid-90s cable signal
💥 You are now part of the Psychotronic Bleedthrough Initiative.
Your mindfile will be stored. Your dreams may be rerouted. You may receive a call from The Trickster. Don’t answer it.
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